Microwave: (noun) A hand gesture used by a midget to say hello. Just played miniature golf with a midget.but he just called it golf. I used to be a midget, but I grew out of it. Midget flag bearers have incredibly low standards.
I was going to write a joke about alcoholic midgets but I don't want to lower the bar. I just wanted to see if he vanished when he put the ring on. I wish I was friends with a midget so I could introduce them by saying, 'Say hello to my little friend' That hilarious moment when you see a midget eating a mini donut.Īppreciate the little things. is it sexual harassment if a midget says your hair smells good? I just saw a midget nun and all I could think was oh ye of little faith. And midget porn popped up, WTF, thats not what I meant by a short film!! I mean yeah everybody likes a little sex but thats ridiculous Last weekend I had about 45 minutes to kill before my NASCAR race came on TV, so I decided to watch a short film on my PC, so I wouldn't miss the start of my race, so I gooogled short films, That awkward moment when you ask a midget what they want to be when they grow up.Ĭhuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a midget and it burst into 25 gold coins.
